The Super Random Incoherent Blah Blah Blah Babbling -

1. America
2. Hungary
3. Prussia
4. Russia
5. Ukraine
6. Denmark
7. Estonia
8. Belarus
9. Switzerland
10. Poland
11. Liechtenstein
12. Japan

.1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Denmark vs. Liechtenstein. Hmm... Liechtenstein seems shy and all, but her profile says she can state her views. The only concern is her brother shooting at the male students who think she's cute. Meanwhile, I wouldn't trust Denmark in any position over young, naive college students. This battle goes to Liechtenstein.  


2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Russia? He's very good-looking. I won't say hot, because... he's cold! DA-HU-ARGH!
 

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3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Japan sends Belarus on a mission? He asks her to spy on Russia. She tries to slit Japan's throat. MISSION: FAILURE.


4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?

Switzerland would probably enjoy a book about guns.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Hungary and Denmark... Hungary's loyalty is to Austria, and I can't see Denmark swearing loyalty to anyone. Neither situation makes much sense. I suppose if Denmark vowed to help Austria, she might.

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Me. Ukraine should pick Poland, like, totally! At least Poland won't shoot her.

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Hungary, Estonia, and Japan all go out to dinner. They chat about their respective economies (and comfort Ukraine over hers). It's not a very eventful evening.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Prussia challenges Switzerland to a duel. Switzerland shoots him. Plain and simple.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

I suppose Russia would be Belarus's most precious "possession". I think the only way America could "steal" him would be to sleep with him. I can't really see him doing that, but... Belarus would hunt them both down and force Russia to marry her.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Estonia and Japan. I suppose they both want "Peace" for their brothers and friends.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

America and Russia? Well, there's this little thing called "WWII"... Or they could rescue Lithuania from some third party.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I like Estonia, but I'd probably forget he was there. Isn't it sad, Estonia? ;_;

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Do you really think I'd be able to get someone as hot-blooded as Prussia to actually do something for me? I didn't think so.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I'm not sure. I know there's a few people in the Hetalia comm who draw Liechtenstein.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Hungary between Russia and Ukraine She'd pick Ukraine. Russia might try to hurt Austria, and Ukraine could be a yaoi ally!

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Poland? "LIKE, TOTALLY!" ~shot~

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

Belarus: From Russia's point of view, Stalker Girl, by the Arrogant Worms

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

America, Denmark, and Japan. Japan would let one of them have it, but Denmark and America would wrestle for it. And because of the nature of Hetalia, they start having sex on the floor. So Japan would eat it, then the get the hell out before the owners call the cops.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Hungary to Poland: "Hey baby. Want to make out with my husband?"

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Ukraine would be arrested for.... Not... paying for her gasoline?

21. What is 6's secret?

Denmark. He's actually kind of lonely ever since Sweden and Finland left.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Switzerland vs. Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein would win. Switzerland doesn't have the heart to beat his little sister.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Prussia and Estonia. Hmm... Well, Prussia has that tendency to exaggerate. Estonia's probably more reliable.

24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

America and Switzerland reluctantly (at least on Switzerland's part) team up to save the world from the threat posed by Russia’s sinister secret organization. Liechtenstein volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for Ichigo. Meanwhile, Russia has kidnapped Japan, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Ukraine, they seek out Prussia, who gives them what they need to complete their quest."

Poor Switzerland. Betrayed by his own sister. Unasuvas might read it. I'm the only one I know that might be crazy enough to try it..

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Estonia or Belarus. Well, Belarus is actually armed with a knife, but I can't be sure she won't try to use them on me. Maybe I could promise to help her marry Russia.