The Super Random Incoherent Blah Blah Blah Babbling - A life? What's that?

1. Nanahara Shuuya
2. Maebara Keiichi
3. Sakaki Yuko
4. Kurosaki Ichigo
5. Honda Tohru
6. Tomitake Jirou
7. Sonozaki Shion
8. Inoue Orihime
9. Kawada Shogo
10. Itoshiki Nozomu
11. Kusaka Yumiko
12. Furude Rika


1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Tomitake or Yumiko...? Hm. Yumiko's more into softball and Tomitake's too focused on the Hinamizawa Project. Though that WOULD be interesting, what with his constant dying.

(Tomitake: Okay, class today- Wait, why do I feel like I've been here before? ~laughs good-heartedly~)

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

To quote a couple icons: "Dammit Ichigo, stop being 15!" "~sighs Every time I watch Bleach I have to remind myself that Ichigo is only 15!"

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Rika sends Orihime to uh... do some shopping. She brings back leeks.

(Sohma Kyou, who is there for some reason: DAMN IT!)

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?

Uh... 1984? ~shot~ ~repeatedly~

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Keiichi and Tomitake. That's a bit tricky since they're both total ukes. ~beaten with a baseball bat~

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Obviously, Tohru should choose me! Let's see, Tohru has to put up with a roommate who will be put in a second Battle Royale where he'll die (Kawada) or a roommate who will immediatly try to kill himself for the 63563956034757345903475th time (Itoshiki). Gee, they both sound SO appealing.

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Keiichi, Shion, and Rika all go out to dinner together. Wow. All from the same series. Let's see, Rika tried to take advantage of the fact that Shion was nearby to inject with whatever it was that Irie gave Rika. Shion used the taser and injected Rika with it. Rika killed herself with a knife. Shion laughed insanely. (Haven't we seen this before?) Then she abducts Keiichi and takes him to the happy fun-fun torture chamber. While this went on, the Red Lobster staff stood by doing nothing.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Yuko challenging Itoshiki to a duel. ~snickers~ Itoshiki is in despair over the violent nature of today's ninth graders You and me both, Itoshiki and would try to hang himself. Yuko, not realizing that he's not dead, would feel remorse and jump off a cliff.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

I can't really see Shuuya stealing anything from anyone, let alone a girl like Orihime. Still, if so, it'd be Rukia Ichigo. Ichigo would kick his ass and leave.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

~sniffs~ Shion and Rika? "Happiness With You". And that's being serious.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Ichigo and Shuuya? Kind of amusing considering my answer for 9. Well, Ichigo fought the Soul Society to rescue Rukia, so I'd point out the atrocities of the government in Battle Royale, introduce him to Movie!Shuuya and run for cover.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Shion would kill me (Because I ship Satoshi/Keiichi).

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

CIAFG: What would I make Yuko do? ~looks at Yuko~
Yuko: ~stares with big, sad eyes~
CIAFG: ~dies of cute~ YOU GONNA GET TAKEN HOME!

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Sadly, no one I know draws Yumiko fanart. ='(

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Keiichi between Ichigo and Tohru. Tohru, definitely. How could he not? SHE'S SO FREAKIN' CUTE!

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Itoshiki: I'M IN DESPAIR OVER (insert subject here)!

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

Orihime... Hm. "Crawl" by Atlas. Don't ask why.

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Shuuya, Tomitake, and Rika. Why do the Higurashi people keep meeting at restaurants?. Rika gets it because she is always seme (except maybe with Takano). Remember how I said Tomitake and Keiichi were both ukes? Well, since Rika is the top seme, that automatically makes them her bitches. And they know what happens when they defy Pimp Masta Rika...

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

Well, Keiichi's not exactly the master of pick-up lines... "I'm in despair over the angel who wandered into my vision." The funny part is, I can actually picture him using this line on Itoshiki.

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Tohru? Being so gosh darn cute! X3

21. What is 6's secret?

Tomitake? The fact that he is so totally in love with Takano (Is it still a secret if everyone already knows?)

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Yumiko vs. Kawada. I think they'd tie. Kawada's got mad skillz, but Yumiko's on the softball team. Kawada might take shortcuts, though.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Yuko and Shion. A bit hard. Yuko is paranoid, but Shion's nuts.

24. "1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

Shuuya and Kawada fulfill one of CIAFG's crazy yaoi fantasies reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Ichigo’s sinister secret organization. Yumiko volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that Yumiko is actually a spy for Ichigo. Meanwhile, Ichigo has kidnapped Rika, in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Tohru, they seek out Yuko, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

I didn't know Ichigo was evil. O.O Or that Yumiko was the backstabbing type. Oh COURSE Tohru gives them the right advice! =3 I wonder what Yuko would give them. If Ichigo were truly evil, he'd hand Rika over to Takano after fufilling her purpose. And after completing their quest, Kawada and Shuuya would then have hot sex part ways or... something.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Shion vs. Orihime. Probably Orihime. She's got those fairies on acid and I know she won't try to kill me. =D